  Dogs that are nervous and neurotic urlLink can be calmed by using a pheromone that reminds them of when they were a puppy. This pheromone is available in France, where almost everyone has a dog (Do the French make their dogs nervous?
Am I making mine?). I hope this comes out here, because my dog Sally is one nervous bitch and I read somewhere that nervous dogs, like people, don't live as long as calm, cool, collected dogs. Jack on the other hand could use the occasional upper or espresso. Jack just likes to chillllll. And lick what used to be his balls. 
