  In fact, it probably has more to do with linguistics! But anyway. Last night Mike and I were going through the McDonald's drive thru (ever just CRAVE the fries? ) and we were talking about his work, and I starting comparing his work ethic to my work ethic (although I don't work anymore, I still have one) and I told him that he is the shiz-nit at VZW, and I am just the shiz-knitter . He wanted me to make sure that I get "props" (yo) for coining that term. So there ya go folks. A whole new term, courtesy of yours truly. SHIZ-KNITTER Pronunciation: shizz 'nit ter Function: noun Etymology: Urban term shiznit , Middle English knitten , from Old English cnyttan ; akin to Old English cnotta knot. Definition: One who knits, and who is also awesome. Used in a sentence: Nicole is such a shiz-knitter. 
