  today met one of my schoolmate. we began telling "冷" jokes. him: hey jensen！u here also ah? want to hear some jokes? me (feeling damn sian, waiting for mum at cashier): okay loh... him: there are ten birds. the hunter opened fire and hit one of them, y dint the other 9 birds fly away? me: becoz their wings are injured? him: wrong. becoz they are ostrich so they can't fly. me: 冷... him: 什么朋友不能交？ me: 坏朋友？ him: 错！猪朋狗友... u want to make friends with a pig and a dog meh? me: ** shut up, and quietly left, feeling real cold...** him: oi! 冷笑话也是有"art"的，okay?! The art of “冷" jokes?!
Well, norvin sure has some. (that guy is not Norvin lah, but norvin damn pro in telling lame things too...) just days ago at the camp, one of the seniors told a damn lame joke. There are once 2 bananas which had a race. After the first banana ran for a while, he felt hot and took out his outer covering, and then threw it in front of him. He then ran over his outer covering, slipped and fell to his death. End of part I... Years later, the son of the dead banana wanted to have a race again with another banana. The son learnt from his father's lesson, so this time he threw his outer covering behind him. Then after one lap, the son later then stepped on the outer covering and fall to his death too... End... What's so funny about this "joke"?
冷... 
