  In an effort to de-throne urlLink Frank , the King Of All Things urlLink French , urlLink monkey-smelling and not- urlLink manly , Fat Kid hereby announces his first ever t-shirt contest. urlLink Frank came up with the absoulutely ludicrous idea that he might be able to sell more shirts by having icky girls urlLink take pictures of themselves wearing them , then have various dirty old men from the blogosphere vote on them for a spokesmodel position. Where's urlLink NOW , when you need 'em I say? Very original, and it appears to be working (damnit). I (with the help of urlLink Libbo kicking me in the toofises) came up with the also very original, and very brilliant idea of beating urlLink Frank at his own game. So, again, with urlLink Libbo doing all the heavy lifting (I'm fat, remember), he designed the urlLink first ever "Fat Kid" t-shirt !!!
urlLink BUY IT HERE! Now that I have t-shirts available, I AM IN SEARCH OF MODELS . That's right ladies, if you think you have what it takes to represent the Fatness, urlLink get in touch . In an ironic twist not lost on me, no fatties allowed - I'm lookin to sell shirts here people. C'mon.
I've already got one two volunteer(s), just need like 50 more for this thing to work. Also, if you're reading this, do me a favor and click every link that says " urlLink Frank " - I want to make sure he see's me comin. Wouldn't be fair to trample him from behind and all... PS: urlLink Libbo sounds off , spreading the news that urlLink Frank J. will soon be de-throned. Fat Kid Akbar . PPS 2: Tryin to find these two... PPS 3: Got a two model(s) fuckfaces. Anty up... 
