  OK. I just bought my Dell online. Well done, me. The last question on the order form is - and I'm serious here - "Will the product(s) be used in conjunction with weapons of mass destruction, eg: nuclear weapons, chemical or biological weapons etc.? " What unmitigated dickhead of a terrorist is going to click "Yes"? I pity the goofball who thinks it's funny to answer that one with "Yes" just to be a smart arse. 
