  Finally the post that had been published 3 times has been deleted, but now I will publish what got deleted once again for you all to see....that way today's post will make that much more sense to you.
It went as follows: The Price of Beauty: One scratched cornea. No, it's true. It seems the beauty Gods have raised their prices. Me being in a hurry to apply mascara, jabbed it into my eye. Now I thought that I was fine, consulted with a bunch of people about it only to wake up Sunday morning with a swollen left eye. Not cool. I don't do well with eye afflictions in the first place, so this one is really freaking me out. I have a doctor's appt. today and of course I'm expecting the worst that I have irreparably damaged my cornea, I will need a transplant before the week's out and if I don't receive one I am going to slowly loose my sight and am going to be unable to see my children grow up.
Yep, it's just that bad. Ok, well not really. I'm just a psycho. The upshot of all of this: I get to leave the office 3 hours early....on a Monday. There's always a silver lining, I just really had to dig for this one. Trust me, I'd almost rather stay here. Oh and another positive is that I am unable to apply eye make-up now, so I save myself another 5 minutes in the morning, that's 5 more minutes of glorious sleep....oh but that's right, since it feels like sandpaper rubbing on my eye, I'm unable to sleep!!
Ok, I'm building the bridge and I'll talk about more pleasant things. Ummmmm.....still thinking. Oh, here's one for the masses....my brother's cat is OCD. Yep, I didn't stutter. Mozart is OCD and pulls his own fur out. HAHAHAHAAH. Since my reality is slowly becoming jaded after living in L.A. for 1.5 years, most people would take him to a pet therapist. However, Mozart lives in PA and no such resources are available to him. Luckily he's a persian and can stand to loose a little fur, but I feel sorry for the little thing.
How does a cat become OCD??? I think they should take him to the pet psychic. And on that note....I'm done. I'll keep you all posted about my eye as I'm sure it will keep you up nights. 
