  I admire you optimism, Jubilation. To begin with, I shall respond to your query regarding the 'fridge magnet poetry'. Indeed, I would have thought you'd have nailed the new Haiku by now, and would be a fount of knowledge as to its purpose, meaning and place in modern society and culture.
However, it is refreshing to be reminded that not everything is accepted by everyone. To be honest, I don't get Haiku either (and I make the assumption here that the plural and singular Haiku are one and the same), but being a form of limited poetry akin to pentameter, I can accept its structure and apply my own perverted psyche to it adequately enough. In 'Jube' terms, I would be saying that it's not really anything at all, just a set of rules. And all one needs to do to create Haiku is to conform to the words, even if they're jibberish.
They still obey the rules, which are the Haiku. Therefore, a bunch of simple, crude words such as: Stupid little flies Bother me all the time now I hate f*cking flies are just as much Haiku as the more 'poetic' or culturally applicable version below. 
