  I have decided to use my blog for unloading all the things that I think about. So instead of bugging my roommates, I will unload it on the helpless public. Below find my thoughts for the day: I had to use the restroom today at school, ughh I hate Wednesdays. Wednesdays I am at school until 8pm, so its either use the restroom or deal with chronic UTI's. Anywho, so I go into the restroom, and immediately I am faced with seven choices. Well, seven stalls to be exact, 6 regular and one handicap. I of course choose the handicap one. I just love handicap stalls. They are really the best, so roomy, you can move around, take off your coat, hang up your bag and just relax. I especially like the ones with their own sinks and paper towels, its like your own private bathroom in a stall. Handicap bathrooms are more private too. You dont live in fear of the six inch chasm where the door meets the stall wall. You can really sit down, kick off your shoes, and relax in a handicap stall. But none of these are the real reason why I love Handicap stalls.
I really love handicap stalls because of the squatters. I HATE SQUATTERS. Squatters are disgusting, you ruin the restroom for the rest of womankind. In case you dont know, squatters squat, as in over the toilet, and inevitably this causes them to urinate all over the toilet seat forcing others to either squat as well, or use another stall. It is disgusting. But I think the ADA requires squatters to refrain from using the handicap stalls, the ADA can get anyone to do anything, theyre like the Mafia.
Im not a squatter, women were not meant to squat. Women were meant to sit, our anatomy isnt suited to sqaut. When we squat, we make a mess, we have nothing to aim, it just wasnt meant to be. Im a sitter, I sit. Well first I paper, then I sit. The little paper toilet covers are the best, its so convenient to have them. But if there are none, I just paper the old fashioned way, with toilet paper. And then sit. This leads me to my next issue with public restrooms, the auto flush. Ok, I realize the invaluable service the auto flush serves in America. It makes sure the toilet flushes after those who ordinarily would not flush (nasty, they are probably squatters too). BUt it is annoying, I stand in front of the toilet put down the paper toilet cover, with the smart little cut out trailing in the water, and then WHOOSH. The damn toilet flushes before I can sit down and takes my unused toilet cover with it. Now I have to start all over.
Once I had to paper the toilet five times before I could get the laser just right, and stop the auto flush. Im not hating on auto flush toilet makers, I just think it would have made better sense to connect the auto flush to something easier, like the door latch. Then when you open the door, WAHLAH, toilet flushes and for sure you are ready for it. Ok enough about the restroom.
Otherwise, today was a boring day. I worked this morning until 12pm, then went to school. I actually skipped International Business Transactions, for the third time in a row. But omg, it is so boring and I am behind in my reading and he teaches socratically. So rather than suffer humiliation in front of my peers I am systematically lowering my class participation grade. Well, there is still time left this semester for me to get back in Spanogle's good graces. But I did go to IP and Client Counseling. I was the lawyer today in CC. I think I did a pretty job, my client was being sued for selling a tshirt that made fun of Mr. Rogers. Well I am off to read for Crim Pro, my fear of professor Butler being stronger than my urge to blog. Until later... 
