  Fantasy baseball's right around the corner! Hot damn! And I, for one, cannot wait. JT is already talking smack, telling me how much research he's going to do, but I don't need no stinkin' research, 'cause I already know it all. Here's a question: who do you take now? 1) Alex Rodriguez 2) Alfonso Soriano 3) Albert Pujols 4) Your pick Is the answer: A) Barry Bonds B) Vladimir Guerrero C) Mark Prior or D) I don't care, write more non-baseball articles! The answer, of course, is E) JT is a jackass, 'cause he's gonna have the pick right before me and RIP ME UP REPEATEDLY! Dammit. Time to go outside. 
