  Under attack! The Internet is under attack! Man the battlestations, hide your credit cards, shut off the web cams. The hackers are coming to terrorize your data files. Damn you! DAMN YOU! Oh wait, I've got a Mac. Ha ha ha ha ha.... so here's my social security number: 987 989 3948; my Visa debit card nuber with exp date: 9384 9384 5 9384 5/05; and my blood type O+. Go nuts guys. Drinks is on the house! I just wanted to get in on the paranoia, something to blame my shitty credit record on. Do you really think it's hackers? Or is it Ashcroft trying to watch you through your monitor, look at him behind the glass, there he IS! 
