  RICK, I SWEAR TO GOD--WELL WAIT, SCRATCH THAT, I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD. LET ME START AGAIN: RICK, I SWEAR TO BOB THAT I WILL NOTIFY THE WEBMASTER OF THIS DISCREPENCY IN THE BLOG URLS; I SWEAR TO THE GODDAMN AFLACK DUCK ON SOTO'S DESK I SWEAR I SWEAR I SWEAR I WILL. SO. THERE YOU HAVE IT. 
