  this song is the best The Lumberjack Song: Monty Python *weatherman stops his report* I never wanted to do this in the first place. I.. I wanted to be.. a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree, As they float down the mighty rivers of British Colombia, With my best girl by my side!
The larch! The pine! The giant redwood tree! The sequoia! The little wobbly fruit tree! And Sing! Sing! Sing! Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day! *background* Oh, he's a lumberjack and he's okay, He sleeps all night and he works all day. *lumberjack* I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatrine! On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea! *background* He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatrine. On Wednesdays he goes shopping, and has buttered scones for tea. *lumberjack and background* I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day!
*lumberjack* I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wildflowers! I put on womens' clothing, and hang around in bars! *background* He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wildflowers. He puts on womens' clothing, and hangs around in bars?! *lumberjack and backgorund* I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day! *lumberjack* I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra! I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!
*background* He cuts down trees, he wears high heels, suspenders and a bra?!?! *background singers walk away, yelling disgustedly* *backgrounds walk quickly back, joining lumberjack* Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okaaayy! yess... thank you, monty python. may you live on forever in the heart of comedy. 
