  i'm convinced that one day i will buy a gun and blow my brains out. not today, not tomorrow, not in the next 15 years... but eventually... i will declare that i have had enough of this seemingly constant barrage of insignificant bull shit... for instance... motherfuckers that walk the sidewalk thinking that they and their close associates and friends can take up the whole sidewalk.
they think that i should be forced to get off the sidewalk to make room for their sorry asses. or other motherfuckers who call me (and i've written about this already) and try to speak in a language other than english. and instead of trying to cope, when they realize that i am a lost cause, they fucking hang up on me... you fucking dicks... if i find you, i recommend you brace yourself for my wrath... god damn it bitches. get your sorry asses in gear before i feed you your own dick. that's right... self-sodomy is your punishment for disrespecting me. ideally i'd like to rip off your midget penis and cram it down your throat until you choke and die... on a positive note, the next LP is coming up.
get it, LP? i thought i wasn't going to be pumped for it since we just had the first one a couple weeks ago, but i am pumped. i hope people appreciate the care with which i've selected tracks. damn, if i could only come close to writing full songs... maybe one day someone could tell their friends about the greatness of my tracks... 
