  you know what irritates me... people who use alternating CAPS with lowercase to get my attention. fuck you, aSsHoLe! you're not fooling anyone with your UPPERCASE-lowercase antics. some might say the same about me typing in all lowercase letters... but they'd be fucking stupid.
i use lower caps because it requires less effort. whereas these UPPERCASE-lowercase mother fuckers have nothing better to do then hit the shift key every other letter. you really fucking suck and i hope someone learn's your ass some responsibility some day. do you realize how stupid you make yourself look? i also hate people who use cutesy short forms to save a fucking letter or two (for example, they type "2" instead of "to").
you, i'm afraid, are the fucking downfall of civilization... so please stop it, you stupid idiot fuck. on a lighter note, i learned today that pictionary is the greatest game of all time. it's so simple, but we all seemed to have a great time. it got really intense, and by the end of it i was screaming like a mother fucker. i was so drained. but good prevailed over the forces of evil... translation... we came back from behind (really behind) to kick ass. i thought it was really interesting to learn about how people approached their drawings. you really got to see how people can interpret things from different perspectives. i also like how you could draw a penis or a phallic object, and it would somehow relate... but that's just me.
my family came to visit me, and it really seemed to make the day. my mommy made me lunch and we sat and watched tv while i ate. it was really like being at home. i bitch about my family a lot, but times like that really make you feel like you're a kid again. i miss those days, but it's nice to re-live them every once in a while. yes, today was a good day. 
