  Here are some jokes to entertain you. What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common? (They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride) How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day? (When she has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil) What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? (The 1987 World Hide and Seek Champion. ) Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? (To see what was on the other side. ) Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping? (Scared the hell out of the dog. ) Why was Phillip's girlfreind dissapointed? (Because she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a television. ) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? (A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you. ) How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike? (They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end youlose your house.
) Why is a woman like a Kentucky fried chicken meal? (By the time you've finished with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in. ) why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? (he was dead) why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? (he was dead too) why'd the third monkey fall outta the tree? (peer pressure) Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? (He was looking for Pooh! ) Incest. A game the whole family can play. annnnnnd ive had enough. you sick fuckers. 
