  GaRtH says:  send me your pic babe lucky that my breast are small and humble,  so you dont confuse them with mountains says:  dont have any GaRtH says:  cam ?  lucky that my breast are small and humble,
 so you dont confuse them with mountains says:  dont have one GaRtH says:  ok,  describe your body and face to me baby as much deatil as ya can sexy lucky that my breast are small and humble,  so you dont confuse them with mountains says:  well im really hairy,
long toenails, and a rather sexy huge booty GaRtH says:  where are ya hairy?  lucky that my breast are small and humble,  so you dont confuse them with mountains says:  all over baby GaRtH says:
 describe your face hun lucky that my breast are small and humble,  so you dont confuse them with mountains says:  i got big blue eyes, a moustach,  and dreaded nose hair GaRtH says:  lol be serious lucky that my breast are small and humble,
 so you dont confuse them with mountains says:  i am.  lucky that my breast are small and humble,  so you dont confuse them with mountains says:  am i not hot or something?  lucky that my breast are small and humble,
 so you dont confuse them with mountains says:  my mum thinks im hot.  . and he stopped talking.  who 'he' is. i dont really know.
 but i had fun.  didnt you?  . well, this was my adventureous last night:  it all starts off with me,
josh and zach being very bored at josh's.  so we decide to go for a walk.  on our walk we came across a free couch.  and being the cool cats we are,  we took it.  we had ryan's skateboard with us so we put the couch on the skateboard and away we went.
 we got very good at driving this couch.  we would sit on it and use our feet to go.  flinstone style.  we went down catwalks, bumps, hills,
streets, curbs.  everything we could find.  the couch seems very sterdy.  i wish someone had of taken a picture or something,  i would've liked to have seen what we looked like.
 im sure we looked mighty brilliant.  so we get to st. michaels school.  and we go as fast as we can towards the speed bump when.  DUN DUN DUN the skateboard breaks.  OH NO!
sorry ryan)  BUT never fear.  the fun does not stop here.  it's only beginning.  so at this point,  we are left with 3 idiots,
 and a couch.  and a broken skateboard.  we put the wheels of the skateboard in such a way that we could still push the couch somewhat.  but it was not as fun.  SO.  we had the amazing idea of.
putting the couch. wait for it.  ON THE ROOF!  zach got up first.  and josh pushed the from the bottem,  and i got stuck in the fense.
 it was a team effort but we FINALLY got that couch on the roof.  than after me needing much assistance to get on the roof myself,  we sat,  and simply chilled on our new love. that zach says smells like someone just had sex with 8 cats on it)  we were soon joined by alex falacy(
can not spell name)  and his friends greg, simon and shannon.  the story pauses for the next 20 minutes because during this time i was not included.  me and zach sat on the couch while josh talked to his old buddies about good times.  so back to the story.
 after chilling there for a while longer,  the story comes to an end.  we left the couch( which is STILL there) and returned to josh's to eat lots of pizza.  the end.
