  WEll mother fuckers, its stiiiiiiilllll my birthday, but that shit has been going on all weekend. However, today is really my birthday and i am not finished yet. I,ve already had a MUCHO MARGARITA, which was delicous, a Samuel Jackson, i mean Adams, summer ale and a triumph Sampler. That shit was tantalizing, who knew when your 21 you can actually drink good beer. I'm used to that natty ice shit with a little keystone twist. What? WHO? Who? What are u a fuckin owl? Hahah I am def drunk right now but typing well, its because of Mrs. Roach, big black bitch, nice keyboarding teacher!!!
Well im out for now drinking for a little while and then going out to da bars!!! Wild flowers is prob not the hottest bar but you know your man will make it a good time. Thats why my name is Doug E. Fresh. THen possible Mcquinn's siteing, which i have no idea about cause my young as would never get served there!!! Peace out fellow nerd ass bitches!! - Doug E. Fresh 
