  Well, I went to bed early last night, early being 10:30, since I had to be at work at 9 am.&nbsp; &nbsp; I didn't sleep great, due to the fact that I am afraid I will oversleep and be late.
You can't be late being a big dog, or Rhino in this case, looks bad. My phone rings. Now I have put in a request that my family call me when I have to work to make sure I am up.
Being that I do not have a clock and was half asleep, that is who I figured was calling. &nbsp; Me half asleep and sounding like shit "Yeah" Woman "This is (insert name) with LG&amp;E we were calling to make sure your power is back on" Me-half asleep and now angry "Hell no it's not on yet! What time is it? " Woman "You're sure your power is not on" Me "6:45 on a Saturday?-are you nuts?
No I don't have power-it's dark" Woman "Well we do have crews working in your area to get it back on, we will try back at a later time to check on your status" Me "Thanks for the wake up call" Slams phone down. &nbsp; Not only have these assholes cost me money, but they are calling me on a Saturday morning at quarter till 7? Fucking SOB's WTF?! Who in the hell calls someone that early on a Saturday?? This frigging blows my mind.
Stupid muthafuckas. I went back to bed until my real wake up call happened.&nbsp; I am now officially at war with LG&amp;E-you hear me cock suckers it's on. I have now been calling every half hour to report my power out and will continue to do so until I get home tonight.&nbsp; &nbsp; 
