  Okay, so my last post was just kind of non-sequiter and weird, so I had to delete it. From now on, I will impose a twelve hour waiting period on any posts to compensate for temporary insanity or drunkenness. I have also come to the realization that I haven't really been updating, and that this blog is quickly drifting towards abandonment. I had good intentions, but compared to so many other blogs out there, I can't help but feel this one is a little scruffy. It needs polish. It needs pizzazz. It needs to get out of town for a while and put some raw cucumber on those bags under its eyes. So, without further adieu, I shall begin massaging this neglected little thing back to life. A new template. Some pictures. Some kick-in-the-pants prose. Just you wait. It'll be awesome. 
