  Lewis, I’m Only Dancing typed in SARAH VISION also known as Snape has the Madd Skillz if you see one of these “*” look to the bottom for the answer Now, we all know that Snape probably doesn’t listen to music at all, in fact, he probably listens to day time talk shows on the radio, but that’s getting off the subject.
So, today we’ll have to change know (in the above sentence) to think. Anyways, Snape was having a rough day. He had stubbed his toe multiple times and Harry Pooter was being a crap. Hermione was seriously crushing on him as was Draco. And poor Snape had no romantic interest in either of them. Well, maybe Draco’s father, but that would be Padfoot’s fault. Anyways, today was the last day for the 7th years, which is the last year at Hogwarts, and if it isn’t, screw you, it’s my story.
Lewis, a satyr with a head of hair that was half red and half black, who had little horns poking out of it, was a 7th year. He had always had an interest in Snape, and Sev was definitely going to miss the little guy. Snape had not seen Lewis all day, and was feeling bad because he didn’t get to day good-bye.
I know this doesn’t sound like something Snape would do, but he had been through a lot with the little satyr. Well, that was it. It was over. The 7th years were going home, and Snape had not seen Lewis since yesterday when he interrupted Snape when he was practicing his ^note: Sarah is having problems thinking of a good enough game for Snape so just insert some cool, manly game like Scrabble here.^ Snape went back to his dormitory... dungeon thing and put on some Queen music to cheer him up.
He was packing up his things when “Mr. Roboto” began to blast through the dungeon. A lone figure stood in the doorway. Snape gasped. The lyrics started and the figure was mouthing them*. He walked up to Snape, it was Lewis! Now, you have to know, Snape had gotten a bit drunk* before hand so he wasn’t exactly sure what he was doing. Lewis took Snape in his arms spun him around. Snape’s first question was “how in bloody hell did you get in here?!?
!” Lewis smirked and held up a small key. “Did you miss me Sevvey?” asked Lewis, still holding Snape. Lewis knew the answer so he didn’t bother waiting for Snape to come up with a scathing remark Snape began to dance absent mindedly with Lewis, who was more than willing. Suddenly, Lewis dipped Snape and Snape popped up with a red rose in his mouth. He immediately spit it out and glared at Lewis suspiciously whilst they spun around the dungeon.
Lewis was undoubtedly pleased with the semi-drunk version of Snape. The song ended and Lewis popped in one of his CDs*. Haddaway’s “What is Love?” started playing. Snap had always secretly enjoyed this song. They began to dance madly like raving lunatics... just kidding! Snape passed out and Lewis carried him home*. Now that Lewis was the Defense Against the Dark Arts* teacher, Snape got to see a lot more of him.
The two were living together on Dumbledore’s orders*. * Lewis has a lot of free time * Earlier during class time, yes, it was the last day of school, Snape had pulled out a bottle of Scottish rum, broke the top on a desk and yelled out, “NO ONE’S LEAVING TILL THE RUM IS GONE!” *CDs now work in Hogwarts, okay? *Lewis is a strong boy, he was able to carry (and by carry I mean drag, drive, and pull) Snape home to the new house they both live in.
*the job that Snape had so eagerly desired, but unfortunately, Lewis had excelled in it and was a higher level (whoa, I just noticed that “level” is the same backward and forward...dude) than... well, it doesn’t matter, he got the job. Plus, he’s a satyr, which makes him a forest god, which makes him more powerful than other people... *Dumbledore has weird orders eh? urlLink -S-S-S-Sarah 
