  We started our day at the Waffle House again. We got Sunshine, our waitress, to bring us a bowl of grits. They tasted like crap and it felt like tapioca pudding. Carolynn liked them. She is so weird. Then we went to Lynchburg, Tennessee to visit the Jack Daniels Distillery.
I think Catherine got a little tipsy from the fumes. We didn't get any whiskey there though because it is in a dry county. They had a couple of commemorative bottles that they sold there, but the cheapest one was $31. I do not drink whiskey. Then we went to down town Lynchberg. The whole town is about as big as the block I live on.
We walked all the way around it. We got a free Jack Daniels shot glass. We ate lunch in little diner. Then we came back to the hotel. That was an adventure in itself because Lynchberg is about an hour away from Nashville out in the woods and I got lost on the way back. The kids are horrible little pains in the car.
I wanted to leave them on the side of the road somewhere. I did not though. When we eventually got back to our motel, Carolynn and Sarah went swimming. Then we went to the Wild Horse Saloon again. They were having an American Idol-like contest for hee-haw singers. We did a little dancing and had some dinner.
Sarah was yelling at people out the window of my truck. HEE HAW!! She is insane. Well, that is it for today. Tomorrow we are going to the Grand Ole Opry. We will be seeing some country people.
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