  I am effin' hung over. Is that supposed to be one word? Hungover? What's with the "effin'" everywhere I go these days it seems someone is using this polite expression. Not sounding as harsh as it's cousin "fuckin'" it still gets the point across...but who started it and how did it get so popular? Can you say it on tv?
I bet you can. Who cares. I need a Not Feeling Quite Up To Par Magnet Face. Can I draw that? I don't know how. Did I go somewhere last night?
Where did I go? What did I drink? Why do I have some guys number shoved in the back pocket of my jeans? Ugh. 
