  On the trip up to Manitowoc this Saturday, Kit Kat and I decided to become song lyricists. Similar to Weird Al, we grabbed a familiar song and changed it to our own liking.
Inspired by my recent endeavors Friday night we chose Afroman's "I got High"...Enjoy! I was gonna keep my legs closed, until I got high. I said I was done with one night stands, but then I got high. I had 9 orgasms and I know why..yea yea yea...cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
I decided I was done with you, but then I got high. I said I wouldn't take your calls, but then I got high. I stopped over late one night and I know why..yea yea yea, cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high. I turned into the new town whore, because I got high. I jumped from one bed to the next, because I was high.
Been having lots of sex with different guys...yea yea yea cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high. I used to be such a good girl, until I got high. Now I might have HIV, because I was high. I went to the clinic today, but I forgot why...yea yea yea, cuz I'm, because I'm high, because I'm hi-I-igh. 
