  There has been a revolt in the town! It is being led by no other than our Mr. Hobo himself. He was secretly arranging it and corresponding with outside Hobo's when he was in prison. The hObos of Austin have revolted, they broke into the jail that Mr. Hobo was in and set him free.
He is now leading many other revolts in he town. He has has gathered the hobos and is now, at this very moment, leading them toward the capital to demand justice for his fellow hobos. They are fighting for freedom from suspicion that the police officers have so often charged them with. They are merely human, and should not have to pay for what other nobos or hobos have done just because they look guilty. They are saying that they would have no reason to commit felony. They do not steal things, if they did they would break the law of the hobo. They get everything that they own out of the trash of the good people in this city. They have taken nothing.
They have no reason to steal anything, for if they did they would posses something that is owned by another and be shunned from Hoboness forever. And once you are a hobo you realize that there is nothing better than to remain a hobo for the rest of your life. So with justice in mind Mr. Hobo is bravely fighting for equality amongst humans, hobo and nobo alike. 
