  I have received criticism from a certain person that my blogs sound, and i shall quote her, "Sandra-ish". !!!!!!!!! How dare she! Ok then, i shall change my style. How? By swearing profusely and being blunt and vulgar.Now see how you like it.
And NO! I am not bitter at all. Let's go. I fucking hate the school holidays. They're so piss boring. I'd rather drown myself in shit than endure another day of fucking about doing sweet Fanny Adams. And TV is shiiiite (!!! ) during the day. Honestly, who gives a flying fuck about DIY and Antiques. And FUCK OFF "Murder She Wrote" and "Quincy". So are you enjoying this Sarah. I know. Some fun song lyrics perhaps.
"I swatted her like no S.W.A.T team can, turned her cherry pie right into jam" RHCP - Sir Psycho Sexy "When masturbation's lost it's fun you're fucking lonely" Green Day - Longview "Fuck You I Won't Do What You Tell Me" Rage Against The Machine - Killing In The Name "If you fuck with me I'll put my foot in your ass" N.W.A - Gangsta Gangsta Mwha! That was quite fun actually. In case ye haven't noticed, I was only joking. But the swearing was great fun. Might swear more in the future. Thank you Sarah (genuinely) for bringing my "Sandra-ish" style to my attention.
Because christ I don't want that. Thank you again. Except now, after the lyrics, you're probably never going to speak to me again. Please do! I need a bus friend! (insecurity and loneliness now blatantly apparent) Oh well. Have to go. Bastard father stealing modem and hence social life. Cock. Will maybe do another later when i reclaim modem. If i can be arsed. 
