  Men Shouldn't Wear Hawaiian Shirts... As many of you know, I do not have the best dating experiences. In fact, my horror dating stories have become widely known. As far as the East is from the West, Emily's dating stories are well known and laughed at. Literally, I could write novel on the my do's, don'ts, and disasters in dating. I enjoy telling my stories because I love to make people laugh, and trust me they are hilarious!
But, why are my stories so funny you ask?? Because I attract losers...plain and simple. The weirdest characters ask me out. The Hawaiian shirt wearing, bad conversationalist, has to use a line to kiss me, hairest, "Trust me I'm a lawyer" t-shirt wearing men on the planet! So, this being said...I'm waiting for that wonderful Christian leader of a man to waltz into my life. But, as soon as I think I've caught a good one...they duck and run using the excuse of "I don't know what I want"...(humm I say as I stratch my head) To me, when a man says, "I don't know what I want"...that means, "I'm dumping you and don't have the balls to say it. " Man up men! I have God on my side, and although I'm hurting now, it's going to be better in the long run b/c I know God has someone better.
Plus, that's what I get for be attracted to another man who wears Hawaiian shirts! Oh yeah! And this one takes the cake on the gayest most homosexual Hawaiian shirt I've ever seen. Not too mention, the buttons were pulling b/c the shirt was sized to fit a 14 year old girl! 
