  If you don't have more than one tour of duty with the Cardinals, you're not a true Benes. Like his brother Andy before him, Alan Benes has returned to the organization where he had the most success. Here's the full urlLink schpeal . For those of you that don't know baseball, the Benes family has been pitching in the majors since Babe Ruth came into the league.
We were unfortunate enough to see Alan Benes pitch last year in Spring Training with the Cubs, and the only person who may be a worse pitcher than Alan is his brother Andy. These guys are terrible. Looks like another year of AA ball for Alan. Come to think of it, this guy kind of looks like my brother. Both of them pitch like sissies, I can tell you that. 
