  Guy likes Pirates!!! Who knew? If you like pirates, you're ok in my book. If you don't like pirates your a pinko commie. Pirates are so lovable with their wooden legs, eye patches and severed limbs replaced with hooks. They even have monkeys some time. Here's to the rum chugging scally-wags of the Seven Seas... ARRRRRRRGH!!! I'm really bored. Can I go home yet? 
