  Don't u hate it when u go to the bathroom... and there's no toilet paper! eh? eh? come on ppl, these are the jokes.
Yah, i'm practicing my stand-up. So a person of one background, and a person of another background go into a place of congregation, and the first guy says a comment, and the other guy says a follow-up comment. And the guy next to them says a funny punchline! get it? yah, my material needs work... maybe sumthing about ovalteen... that's pretty funny.
oorrr that's it! i got it! i'll do stuff about toothpicks! i mean, what's the deal with them?
eh?
i mean, who do u see that actually picks their teeth with them? i mean, right? yah, i have no chance at being a comic. well, there's always ortodontia... P.S. i am SOOOO kiddin 
