  As I lay in my bed with the covers all around me, comfortable as can be and drifting off to sleep once again my kind mother comes barreling into the house.
"You had better be ready! I mean it! " I jump up angrily disturbed from my cozy little half-sleep and she continues with her rant"Where are you? I mean it! You had better be ready! " As you can imagine I am confused as hell about what the hell she's going on about so I&nbsp;ask &nbsp;irritably "What the hell are you talking about? " And she respondes "Your dentist appointment, why the hell did grandma come over yesterday if she wasn't going to tell you when your appointment was?
" So, I get up somewhat forcebly thinking to myself 'she asked you when my dentist appointment was and you responded "August 28th", so, either grandma didn't hear you right,which I seriously doubt, or, you were so high you didn't know what month it was. My bet goes on the latter. ' Although, I didn't say anything of that sort out loud because I was way too tired to&nbsp;start an argument. I got up and got dressed and grabbed my tooth brush and comb and shoes and did all that in the car on my way to the dentist. I do not recommend brushing your teeth in the car, by the way I just&nbsp;remembered I left my tooth brush in the car. Damnit. That's cool cause the dentist&nbsp;gave a new tooth brush, some floss, and a little tobe of Crest toothpaste :-D I feel happy, I got presents today.
Anyways, I got to the&nbsp;dentist and sat in the scary dentist chair and looked at all the scary dentist equipment and kept thinking 'Seneika is behind this.&nbsp;Seneika has got these dentists under her paycheck. They are going to do all kinds of evil Nazi experiments on me. They hate Jews... Wait, I'm not jewish. '&nbsp;I did think&nbsp;Seneika was paying the Nazi dentists under the table, all ... I did think they were&nbsp;going to do&nbsp;mad-evil-scientific-torture experiments on me and then I got to thinking of evil and evil reminded me of mr.McDonnel and McDonnel reminded me of a lesson to do with the Holocaust he had taught.. Or it may have been mrs.Beck-I don't know the point is I was reminded of the Holocaust and then I got scared cause I started thinking the dentists were Nazis and see how my mind wonders?
It just got worse from there. At first she stuck some plastic thing in my mouth and arranged it in it way that when I had to bite down on it(I was required to bite down on it)it hurt and stabbed my cheek and tongue, I think she was taking x-rays but the whole while I kept thinking'Krissy!!
Come save me! Make Andrew come get me! Beth! G! Chelsea I want out of this torture seat!'. Then she cleaned my teeth. Okay, the only bad part about that is the paste stuff gets on my lips and dries them out and I don't have any chapstick cause I'm too poor to buy chapstick. After that she used some kind of sharp metal object that she referred to as a metal toothpick to scrap my teeth, I haven't the foggiest idea why, but it scared me cause it doesn't feel right to have a metal object scrap between and across your teeth.
After that she flossed my teeth. That was the weirdest thing. I'm not used to having peoples fingers all up in my mouth and she was ALL up in my mouth. Okay, last thing she did was fill this blue thing that you put in your mouth and bite down on with this purple flouride crap just for my teeth.
That stuff wasn't very good and I had to bite down on it for about 10 minutes and you know, after awhile your jaw gets tired and the sucky-thing wasn't suckying in the place it should've because I had drool runnin' down my&nbsp;chin&nbsp;. Nasty.&nbsp;Again I thought 'save me all my friends! ' and actually&nbsp;made a noise but&nbsp;nobody heard because I had that thing in my mouth, plus noone was in there at that time.&nbsp;Then after she took out the nasty blue thing I waited for the doctor cause the x-rays of my teeth had gotten back.
I waited in there for quit awhile but I didn't care because the dentist woman let me play with the sucky-thing. Doctor came and told me my wisdom teeth are coming in but that was the least of my worries. I have scrabble teeth. If you do not know what that is I will tell you even though I don't know what it is but I'll tell you what's wrong with my teeth.
My teeth are fairly straight it's not like I need braces or anything but I have ONE tooth that's kind of crooked, not very much but you cam tell. I thought 'oh-well big deal it's just ONE crooked tooth, that's okay' but the doctor said it wasn't crooked. Meaning it would have been totally straight IF it wasn't for my one canine baby tooth right beside it. I have ONE baby tooth left. One. And it seems as though the big tooth that should have been grown out by now is growing on the inside and pushing against the one tooth and that's why that tooth is crooked. I have to have surgery. I have to go to Charlottsville to get an ortho consult so the doctor here can operate.
What&nbsp;he wants to do is take out the baby tooth and then pull out the grown up tooth that should be there in the first place in it's place. I'm not going to be missing a tooth or anything&nbsp;so everythings cool. I just haven't been in surgery for years and I'm kind of nervous about it. &nbsp; 
