  Hey All, where are you guys? No SP spotting? You can't mean there gone already? I know better!
I saw one the other day! The asshole couldn't drive! What is it about SP and driving?? Once upon a time in a state far away lived this young girl. Her Father had owned a restaurant. She was walking to work one day, about 3/4 of a mile. All the way there people honked and waved.
She felt beautiful! Like man, this is going to be a good day! She gets to work and her Dad is at the checkout station. One of her best friends, Wags, was already there for her shift. Also the usual 5 or 6 guys were sitting in the coffee shop, these are the regulars and friends of her Dad's. That area is just right next to the checkout. All of a sudden she hears this roar of laughter, her Dad being the loudest. Wags grabs her arm and starts to drag her to the back towards the office. By this time she heard thunderous laughter from the front and Wags was trying very hard not to laugh.
She mumbles through the laughter "the whole back of your dress is tucked into the back of your nylons. " She refused to work until all the people that saw her had left. Oh and her Dad wasn't going to force the issue! Moral: ALWAYS check your entire outfit in a mirror before leaving the house or else, wear your sign. 
