  Don't know what happened to the godfather this weekend at Gobbledygook's but he missed a hell of a show. Yes thats right, Guff was electrocuted. By a lamp. We had all been playing the Xbox for hours and i had just about finished off a box of girl scout cookies when we all decided it was time to turn in. Guff went to the lamp and turned the knob only to set it off. A loud buzz followed by sparks and flames coming out the top then the sides. If only we had a picture. Guff let go of the lamp only after the flames spouted and then started holding his heart.
Of course it scared the hell out of all of us, but i'm sure guff almost pissed himself. We were rolling before it was even over. I know we're sick. But we made sure he wasn't gonna die and i grabbed the cord and unplugged the lamp and then we laughed some more. We didn't go to sleep for another few hours. And Guff finally got the feeling back in his arm. *Secondly- I played pool against James last night. My first game of billiards against a blind guy.
I also learned those round things in Guff's gumball machine aren't marbles and you could eat them. *ZZtop rocks. 'I'm just lookin for some tush' * urlLink Transformers also rock. If anyone sees this and has the movie, i wanna borrow it. * '...It turns out they were stopping every vehicle traveling down that particular sidewalk. And that's profiling.....' 
