  Found this in my Inbox this morning.  Not meant to be offensive.  Advance apologies if it is.
 Since Chinese is going to be an international trade language soon,  it is best if we start learning a few basic phrases:  That's not right. Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive. Hu Yu Hai Ding See me ASAP. Kum Hia Nao Small horse. Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan I bumped into a coffee table. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni I think you need a face lift. Chin Tu Fat It's very dark in here. Wae So Dim I thought you were on a diet.
Wai Yu Mun Ching This is a tow- away zone. No Pah King Our meeting is scheduled for next week. Wai Yu Kum Nao Staying out of sight. Lai Ying Lo He is cleaning his automobile. Wa Shing Ka Your body odor is offensive. Yu Stin Ki Pu Great! Fa Kin Su Pah 
