  It's Thursday night and I'm still not sure if I've fully recovered from last weekend.  Here's the rundown of& nbsp;  'birthday' weekend:  Friday night I went to a strip club with my coffee shop co- workers,  in lieu of& nbsp;  someone's birthday. nbsp;  Dear readers,  we found the strip club to put all others to shame. nbsp;
 I got 2 dances,  paid for by the company;  and really it wasn't a dance,  it was a 10 minute makeout fest with a naked girl.
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 The timid little hippie co- worker ended up half naked on stage with 2 girls,  and the birthday boy was stripped down to his boxers- the announcer saved us all from him becoming completely naked by reminding the girls of the laws against it.  Saturday night I danced my ass off at the Bloodshot Bill show,  very reminiscent of the Straight 8 Deluxe dancing days.  The Meow girls were introduced to the Halifax boys,  and I knew that they would all become perfect friends when they all broke into singing Judas Priest together.  It was a beautiful moment.
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 Beth and I decided that this would be the night that we would try to break the boy,  by sitting on his lap and yelling vulgar nothings into his ear.
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 Silly girls,  it was us that got broken in the end,  and I have the bruises on my legs from falling through the window,  on top of her,  to prove it.
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 I ended up walking home at 430 am,  cursing the fact that I had to work at 8am.  The next day was to be Ali's official weiners and girlie drinks birthday bbq,  but everyone was hurting big time,  and the hostess of the party couldn't pull herself from the face down position longer than the time it took to let out the occasional " arrrrrrggggggguhhhhhhhhh"
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 But,  we were determined,  the party must go on,  and so after a few hair of the dog blender specials we were off to the kareoke bar.
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 Since we were the only ones there we decided to hit the staff with wall to wall badly sung hits,  complete with dancing and group singing.  When I woke up on Monday I decided that this next week would be detox week,  for sure.  Im getting kicked off now.  Until later.
