  Time for more song lyrics.  I promise I'll start recording some of my new songs soon.  Annie really likes this one.  She'll be here on the 18th to visit before going back to Salem.  I'll teach her how to blog then,
 and she'll be hopelessly addicted [ insert villain laugh here]  By the way- and this should be obvious to anyone who knows me- this isn't about my life.  It's from the perspective of a fictional person.  Bad for Me I like things that are bad for me I like things that hurt There's nothing like a cigarette's nicotine buzz Laced with an extra thrill because They kill my lungs,  give me shortness of breath Each one brings me a bit closer to death I like things that are bad for me Like cigarettes And you I like things that are bad for me I like things that hurt It's not just that I smoke I fill up on sugar drinking root beer and Coke Cookies,  ice cream and cake How much difference does it really make?  I like things that are bad for me Like sugar,  cigarettes And you I like things that are bad for me I like things that hurt My friend Jack he serves me well Helps me forget that I'm living in Hell In the morning DTs make me shake and shiver And I've damn near killed my liver I like things that are bad for me Like booze,  sugar,  cigarettes And you I like things that are bad for me I like things that hurt The doctor says I'm clogging my arteries To Hell with him I'll eat what I please Eggs and bacon,
 burgers and fries Sooner or later everyone dies I like things that are bad for me Like greasy food,
 booze,  sugar,
 cigarettes And you I like things that are bad for me I like things that hurt I read in poor lighting it's bad for my eyes And I never exercise I watch TV as I sit on the couch My back hurts because I always slouch [
bridge]  You have no respect for me You think that I'm worth less than dirt But I stay with you because I agree And I like things that hurt If someone asked me my worst vice I would not have to think twice It's you There is no mystery I know what's killing me It's you I like things that are bad for me I like things that hurt That must be why I love you 
