  I am finding it virtually impossible to study for my last two final exams. My brain has been unable to concentrate. I cannot actually remember the proper studying techniques. Anyway, yesterday, after taking my first final, I went Christmas shopping. I went all over town looking for the wildest and craziest women's boutiques, in hopes of finding something for dawn.
i was not successful in my search. after a day of discouraging shopping, i decided it was time for a haircut. Recently, I have been extremely unhappy with how my hair looks. I really don't know where to go to get it cut, because I don't want to have just a short boring style. I decided that the Regis Salon in the mall was good enough. I also decided that no matter what, I would get my haircut there, and if it looked bad, it would be ok because it looks bad before the cut anyway.
Upon walking in, I saw my future stylist. Steven. Steven was a balding man with a weird looking moustache. At this point I almost left. I did not want to get cut up by some bald dude, after all, what does he know about hair. Then I decided that there was no turning back. I sit down in the chair and he asks how I want it. I reply, "If you have something in mind, go for it. I have been getting a series of bad haircuts and I'm sick of it. I guess if I wanted to look like anyone, it would be the guy in this picture. " I showed him the picture of the model in the Structure ad. "Ok, well I guess I could cut it like that. But I had something else in mind. This is how I cut it for some of the musicians that come in here.
It's the cut that the guy in the Goo Goo Dolls has. " Steven says. "The Goo Goo Dolls! No way, I don't want to look like that guy. " I reply. "No, maybe it's not the Goo Goo Dolls, anyway, I think it would look good. " Not really knowing what he has in mind, I tell him to go for it anyway. When he finishes, he has my hair all messed up, kinda like the uncombed comb look, but its still pretty long.
I decide that I like how it looks. It is at this point that he remembers the band dude he was thinking of. "Oh, the Foo Fighters, thats the guy I was cutting it like! " "DAVE GROHL?!?!?! " I proclaim. Steven says yes. So then I left with a Dave Grohl haircut. _____________________________________________ "Kelly's her mother's daughter, she likes guys in bands. " --Jack Osbourne 
