  I know what you're thinking. What happened to that bile-spewing psychopath we have come to know?
Well, even the best of us have one weakness. Luckily, I only have one...unlike most of you pathetic fucks. Today brings with it a new rant. Something has to be done about the WB. Have you ever seen a network filled with so many boring shows? Even CBS, which was once only for geezers over 60 with shows like Murder She Wrote , is edgier thanks to CSI and The Handler .
These pussies at the WB are canceling the only show they have with any balls at all: Angel . I admit that I am a fan of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer universe. What started as just wanting to watch Sarah Michelle Gellar run around in tube tops, grew into a real respect for the show that allowed me to watch it even after she went anorexic had no tits left. After Buffy ended, I was left with only 3 T.V. programs: Alias , The Sopranos , and The Shield .
Not coincidentally, these 3 shows kick the most ass (literally) of any that still produce new episodes. Angel satisfied my fix for demon killings and gore and vampires and zombies: all the makings of classic television. And now, it is going away because a bunch of bloated, self-important honkies don't think it fits in with the rest of their programs. They're right. It's not wholesome, safe, vanilla, cowardice bullshit. It is so unlike anything else that is out right now, it boggles the mind why anyone would want to remove its original flavor from the airwaves.
And isn't variety the fucking point? Who the fuck wants to watch the same channel all day with the same show continuously? Can anyone tell me the difference between Dawson's Creek , Gilmore Girls , or whatever other bullshit the WB shoves down the throats of all of us non-teenage girls? Well, if they need something shoved down their throats, I've got just the thing. So, to sum up, fuck the WB and the collective horse they rode in on.
Let us rise up and slay this monster of industry! Let your voice be heard! Unless you are one of those teenage girls* who actually watch the horseturd programs on the WB, in which case your throats still have my cock down them so no one will hear you anyway. *Let it be known that all the teenage girls I have referred would be, in fact, 18 & over. 
