  Driving in L.A.... Oh man ... yesterday was a doom day as far as driving was concerned. I was following a black SUV that was swerving all over the place. He was speeding up and slowing down ... I thought, " Maybe he's lost " - or on the celly? Well, the jerk let me pass by, so I was okay.
I looked in my rearview and this guy was FLOSSING HIS TEETH. Flossing. Its not just for bathroom sinks anymore. THEN, I end up behind a lil' white car. This was one of those drivers that leaves two - three car spaces between them and the rest of traffic. Well, this korean woman was applying make-up the whole way down Venice blvd. She finally put away her lip liner, eye pencil, blush and concealer.
I got excited a bit too soon because then she picked up her CELL PHONE! Come to think of it ... I usually see a guy shaving in his car on the way to work too ... but he has this talent down! He must practice a lot because his driving didn't freak me out. But, damn - shave at home! Who the hell do these shitheads think they are?????? Don't even get me started on watching TV in your car .... 
