  Dear Mr. President;   I understand that your book is coming out in late June or early July. The title of the book is "My Life.
"  Congratulations for the $10 million advance. I understand that the initial printing will be 1.5 million books. WOW! Since you have a hard time remembering things, even under oath, let me remind you of a few of them. Please mention the little pickup truck and the Astroturf in the back. I understand that you placed it there as a gesture of pure chivalry so that the girls that you "romanced" wouldn't hurt their backs.
You even bragged about it to Don Imus on his show one time several years ago. You may also want to link on to the following to remind yourself of your sexual history and how you have always taken advantage of women - even interns. http://www.capitolhillblue.com/Feb1999/022599/clintonwomen022599.htm   Please tell us again of when you met Shrillary while in law school at Yale and how it was love at first sight. And, tell about the time you threatened to beat up your step-Dad who was beating up on your mother. I hope you tell about the fact that you were a draft dodger because you "abhorred the military. "  So much did you abhor the military that you lied to the ROTC Colonel for a spot in the ROTC at Arkansas and never showed up.
But then, lying just comes naturally to you, doesn't it? http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/clinton/etc/draftletter.html   Please tell those who buy your book how you were the only president ever who had a federal indictment against him - for not reporting for the draft. And, how, as luck would have it, before you could be arrested and taken to court, the war ended in Vietnam. Then the worthless, inept, Jimmy Carter pardoned you along with all the other ilk - cowardly draft dodgers who fled to Canada.
I must say you were in good company - as the saying goes in Spanish, "Dime con quien te juntas y te dire quien eres. "  (Tell me who you hang around with and I'll tell you who you are. )  http://www.geocities.com/cmcofer/clinton.html   The reason I'm relating these stories to you, Mr. Clinton, is because since you could not remember many details under oath, you surely can't remember these details to include them in your book. Let me know if you need additional help in the memory category. Like when you went to Moscow to demonstrate against the US during the Vietnam War.
The name Hanoi Bill would go fine next to Hanoi Jane and Hanoi John (Kerry). Tell them how you became friends of the brutal communist dictators in eastern Europe  and spent time visiting them in their  home and later invited them to visit you in the White House. In case you don't know it, Mr. Clinton, Romania and Bulgaria had the worst record of human rights of all the soviet satellites. Oh, yes, maybe a paragraph or two about the "suicide" of Vince Foster would be nice. I have wondered how he could have shot himself and no gun found.
And, how in the world he could have shot himself and no powder residue on his hands and his arms crossed over his body as if he were in a coffin..  http://pimall.com/nais/n.vfoster.html   And, certainly tell about the several "private investigators" that Shillary and you kept on the payroll to dig up dirt on anyone who accused you of impropriety and ethics (including rape). Just a few memory joggers, Mr. President. Call me if you need more help. You can always reach me. Sincerely,   Teo Garcia 
