  I've decided to start keeping up with this again, but with a new format. I will be writing less than before, but in a more interesting fashion. I will make titles and under them, short explanations. This site will serve as a vent for my anger as well as things I find very funny about my life. Pissing me off today My girlfriend is out of town, and my hygiene has suffered because of it. I used to have a reason to shower and brush my teeth several times a day. But they've both dropped to about 1 per day. Jerry Fact I am painting my room, so I took all of the staples out of my wall. From just the one wall I've done so far I pulled out 87 staples. Eighty-Seven! Now there is so much patching compound on my wall, you'd think I was painting my wall piss-brown> Pissing me off about the Jerry Fact Nothing makes me sick faster than the smell of that stupid patching compound. Currently listening to "Army", Ben Folds Five Quote for today "My apartment is infested with Koala Bears.
It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of Koala bears scatter, and I don't want them to, you know. It's like, "Hey fellas', hold on. Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf. " -Mitch Hedberg 
