  I WOULD LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS ENTRY TO ONE OF THE COOLEST PEOPLE AND ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD:  KENDALL R SMITH !  Oh HOW I love this girl!  hahaha.  You are sooo completely awesome Kendo!  Now I'm gonna take some time to mention a few of of our insiders.
haha:  Kendo and Meggo day!  K eep I t R eal!  Feathery blond hair and athletic build. JACKIE CHAN AND OWEN WILSON!  BEACH BUDDIES FOR LIFE!
 Dazzling people with conversation!  TROGDORRR! and sooo many more. can't even think of them all.  Kendo's veggie club number:  kendallrsmith:
 " VITAMIN C!  VITAMINE B!  THESE ARE ALL SO GOOD FOR ME!  CALCIUM,  RIBOFLAVIN,
 OH THE BLISS VEGGIES DO PUT ME IN!  kendallrsmith:  thats my favorite number.  kendallrsmith:  haha ^ hm.
mine too. hahaha and now. ladies and gentlemen. i bring to you. the latest episode of Raleigh,  27607 kendallrsmith:
 I AM SO DONE WITH MY PAPER!  OMeghA 923:  SO LETS HAVE A KENDOS DONE WITH HER PAPER ONLINE PARTY!  kendallrsmith:  hahahahaha yes!  OMeghA 923:
 OKAY!  kendallrsmith:  LOL kendallrsmith:  i want it to be a suprise party!  hold on ill go back out the door,  when i come back in yell suprise OMeghA 923:
 im excited OMeghA 923:  haha ok kendallrsmith:  ok * door slamming nose*  kendallrsmith:  hahaha kendallrsmith:
 " yay im home!  and i finished my paper. while i was out!  haha ido believe i shall open my door now,  to my empty empty house"
 OMeghA 923:  * everythings dark*  OMeghA 923:  then suddenly.  OMeghA 923:
 SURPRISE!  kendallrsmith:  WOW kendallrsmith:  I AM SOOO SUPRISED kendallrsmith:  I DID NOT EXPECT THIS!  OH NO I DID NOT!
 OMeghA 923:  * who let the dogs out"  magically comes on in the backgroud*  kendallrsmith:  hahahahaha OMeghA 923:
 All the guest begin to mongle kendallrsmith:  PARTY TIME LADIES AND GENTLE MEN. OR MEGHA"  OMeghA 923:  mingle*  OMeghA 923:
 ahahaha OMeghA 923:  yes OMeghA 923:  guests AKA megha and kendall kendallrsmith:  haha yes eys kendallrsmith:  so. how you doin?
 whats your sign?  kendallrsmith:  i bet its compatible with mine OMeghA 923:  so ekndo may i offer you some chocolate cake?  OMeghA 923:  hahaha kendallrsmith:
 only if its from yoru bakery baby kendallrsmith:  hahahahahaha OMeghA 923:  ahhahaha OMeghA 923:  it sure is kendallrsmith:  oh my kendallrsmith:  lol OMeghA 923:
 * wink wink*  kendallrsmith:  then i. will take a slice of the pie OMeghA 923:  ahhaha kendallrsmith:
 RHYMED!  OMeghA 923:  NICE!  kendallrsmith:  lol yep!  OMeghA 923:
 SO WHOS UP FOR A GAME OF CHARADES?  kendallrsmith:  me me me!  OMeghA 923:  ALRIGHT kendallrsmith:  you go first!
 OMeghA 923:  i shall go first OMeghA 923:  YES kendallrsmith:  i hope i can be the first to guess it!  OMeghA 923:  THAT WOULD BE SUPER!
 kendallrsmith:  mhm!  OMeghA 923:  alright. here goes OMeghA 923:  its a toughie kendallrsmith:
 kk kendallrsmith:  im ready!  OMeghA 923:  * three words*  OMeghA 923:
 movie kendallrsmith:  mhm kendallrsmith:  mhm kendallrsmith:  CR OSS ROADS OMeghA 923:  * crawls on ground and roars like a lion*
 OMeghA 923:  no OMeghA 923:  sorry kendallrsmith:  THE LION KING kendallrsmith:  ! 1 OMeghA 923:
 CORRECT!  kendallrsmith:  I WON OMeghA 923:  YOU GOT IT!  OMeghA 923:  YOU WINNER,
 YOU!  kendallrsmith:  I BEAT ALL OF YOU OTHER GUESTS!  I BEAT YOU LIKE A DRUM!  kendallrsmith:  not in the dirty way though.
get yoru mind out of the gutters silly people OMeghA 923:  OR DID YOU PLAY THEM LIKE A BOARDGAME?  OMeghA 923:  HM!  kendallrsmith:  OHHHHHHHHHH OMeghA 923:
 haha kendallrsmith:  THAT TOO!  kendallrsmith:  LIKE CHUTES AND LADDESR BABY!  OMeghA 923:  HECK YES OMeghA 923:
 speaking of chutes and ladders. lets play!  kendallrsmith:  hahahah OMeghA 923:  ok me first kendallrsmith:  good idea!
 OMeghA 923:  * rolls 2*  OMeghA 923:  * goes up ladder all the way to the top and wins*
 OMeghA 923:  WHAT A FUN FILLED GAME!  kendallrsmith:  * PICKS UP A LADDER AND BEATS UP MEGGO FOR CHEATING!  OMeghA 923:
 * picks up slide and kicks kendo's ( AKA THE LOSER'S)  bottom down it.  kendallrsmith:  hahahahahaha kendallrsmith:
 sliding is fun!  kendallrsmith:  hmmm kendallrsmith:  CAKE WALK!  kendallrsmith:  ILL TURNON THE MUSIC OMeghA 923:
 YESSSS OMeghA 923:  ok OMeghA 923:  sounds good kendallrsmith:  da da da da DA DA da da da da DA DA DA DA da da DA DA da DA da DA DA DA DA kendallrsmith:  STOP kendallrsmith:  I WIN!
 OMeghA 923:  OH NO OMeghA 923:  I SEE YOU MOVING kendallrsmith:  OH YES!  OMeghA 923:  OHHH NO OMeghA 923:
 YOU CHEATER kendallrsmith:  NO IM SORRY,  I HAVE WON THE CAKE kendallrsmith:  YOU LOSER OMeghA 923:  alright fine kendallrsmith:  lol OMeghA 923:
 you win. the crusty lunchmeat surprise cake OMeghA 923:  !  kendallrsmith:  haahahha kendallrsmith:  score!
 OMeghA 923:  WHAT A STEAL!  kendallrsmith:  mHM kendallrsmith:  lol OMeghA 923:  haha kendallrsmith:
 hmm kendallrsmith:  how about a little. SPIN THE BOTTLE girls on one side guys on the other!  kendallrsmith:  lol OMeghA 923:  hahahaha kendallrsmith:
 ok. ill go first!  kendallrsmith:  spinning. spinngin. spinning.
spinning kendallrsmith:  IT LANDED ON THE LAMP!  kendallrsmith:  oh my.  OMeghA 923:  hahaha OMeghA 923:
 alright OMeghA 923:  now my turn OMeghA 923:  spinning spinning spinning kendallrsmith:  im dizzy OMeghA 923:  round and round and round it goes. where it stops,
 NOBODY KNOWS OMeghA 923:  it spinned so fast a helicopter came by,  thought it was its propeller and flew off with it kendallrsmith:  ahahahahahha OMeghA 923:  so thats the end of that game kendallrsmith:  oh darn.
 kendallrsmith:  lol OMeghA 923:  yes. what a SHAME kendallrsmith:  oh indeed!  kendallrsmith:
 well. how about presents now?  OMeghA 923:  sounds super kendallrsmith:  ok kendallrsmith:  so.
whose should i open first?  OMeghA 923:  OH MINE MINE MINE kendallrsmith:  hahaha ok!  kendallrsmith:  wow.
its mighty big!  kendallrsmith:  as tall as me!  OMeghA 923:  indeed it is kendallrsmith:  WHAT COULD IT BE?
 OMeghA 923:  hmmmmmm kendallrsmith:  haha what is this. rhinocerouses on my wrappign paper?  OMeghA 923:  my lips are sealed kendallrsmith:
 hahaha OMeghA 923:  yes OMeghA 923:  rhinos kendallrsmith:  haha well then kendallrsmith:  gotta love them rhinos kendallrsmith:  hmm OMeghA 923:
 i know i do kendallrsmith:  the box is so dark,  i can barely see inside kendallrsmith:  what is it?  OMeghA 923:  i think we should trun on that LAMP OMeghA 923:
 * claps twice*  kendallrsmith:  WHY YES kendallrsmith:  hahahahaha kendallrsmith:  CLAP ON CLAP ON kendallrsmith:
 oh that makes me want to do a mexicano hat dance!  OMeghA 923:  OK kendallrsmith:  forget presents. LETS DANCE!  OMeghA 923:
 MEXICAN HAT DANCE TIMME!  kendallrsmith:  skip skip skip,  bend yoru knees,  CLAP OMeghA 923:  ba da ba da ba da OMeghA 923:
 do si do OMeghA 923:  round n' round kendallrsmith:  haha indeed!  kendallrsmith:  PASS THAT SOMBRARO kendallrsmith:  WER'RE NOT IN A COURTROOM AFTERALL OMeghA 923:
 pass it to yo' pardner and pass it back OMeghA 923:  INDEED WE ARENT kendallrsmith:  lol yes!  kendallrsmith:  and throw it in the air!  kendallrsmith:
 LIKE YOU JUST DONT CARE!  OMeghA 923:  yes!  kendallrsmith:  now everybody SPIN kendallrsmith:  round and round and round and round and round and round andround and round and round and round and round and round andround and round and round and round and round and round andround and round and round and round and round and round andround and round and round and round and round and round andround and round and round and round and round and round and kendallrsmith:
 round and round and round and round and round and round OMeghA 923:  * passes out*  kendallrsmith:  hahahha OMeghA 923:  *
wakes up*  kendallrsmith:  yay!  OMeghA 923:  NOW EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR AHNDS kendallrsmith:  CLAP CLAP CLAP OMeghA 923:
 clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap OMeghA 923:  EVRYBODY kendallrsmith:  GO GO GO!  OMeghA 923:  clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap kendallrsmith:  CLAP EVERYBODY!
 kendallrsmith:  hmmmm. where did everybody go?  kendallrsmith:  its just me and you OMeghA 923:  oh yeah OMeghA 923:
 hahaha kendallrsmith:  wiat. WHO ARE YOU?  kendallrsmith:  GET OUT OF MY HOSUE! 1 OMeghA 923:
 and sir mix a lot ova heer kendallrsmith:  WHO ARE YOU?  OMeghA 923:  I AM.  kendallrsmith:  WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE kendallrsmith:
 WHERE AM I?  OMeghA 923:  ALFONSO kendallrsmith:  ALFONSO!  NOOOOOOOOOOO OMeghA 923:  *
laughs maniacally*  OMeghA 923:  ive been waiting for this moment all night OMeghA 923:  and now i get to KILL YOU kendallrsmith:  MY SISTER IN LAWS NEIGHBORS COUSINS FORMER DRIVING INSTRUCTORS GROCERY BOYS MOTHERS FORMER CLIENTS DOG WALKERS TRASHMAN! 1 OMeghA 923:
 YES OMeghA 923:  that is I kendallrsmith:  NO YOU!  OMeghA 923:  you would never have guessed it was me OMeghA 923:  you see OMeghA 923:
 i ahve planned this carefully OMeghA 923:  ever since i saw you that fateful day in Summer of '76 kendallrsmith:  NOT THE SUMMER OF 76!  OMeghA 923:  yes kendallrsmith:  YOU NKWO WHAT I DID THE SUMMER OF 76!
 OMeghA 923:  indeed that was the season OMeghA 923:  I KNOW WHAT YOU DID THAT SUMMER kendallrsmith:  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH kendallrsmith:  SHRIEK!  OMeghA 923:
 and now it is your time OMeghA 923:  to pay for what you ahve done kendallrsmith:  . or is it?  kendallrsmith:  I KNOW ABOUT YOU AND THE WHOLE SCANDAL!
 OMeghA 923:  scnadal?  come now,  whats this kendallrsmith:  THATS RIGHT. YOU THOUGHT I WANS'T THERE THAT NIGHT.
THAT NIGHT YOU. STRANGLED MR BRANWELL WITH APPLESAUACE!  kendallrsmith:  BUT I WAS,  OH I WAS!  I WALK IN THE SHADOWS YOU SEE OMeghA 923:
 WELL OMeghA 923:  YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN WALKING IN THE SHADOWS. BUT THAT FOR CERTAIN WASNT ME kendallrsmith:  HAHAHA OH YES IT WAS!  OMeghA 923:  OHHH NO.
QUITE THE CONTRARY kendallrsmith:  YOU MAY HAEV HAD CORRECTIVE SURGERY,  DONT THINK I DIDNT' NOTICE THE ABSENSE OF YOUR GIANT FORHEAD!  kendallrsmith:  BUT IT WAS MOST CERTIANLY YOU ALFONSO!  ID RECOGNIZE THAT LAUGH ANYWHERE!
 OMeghA 923:  IT WAS. MR.  SHAHAMBRUGHERBURGER WITH THE CANDLESTICK IN THE CONSERVATORY kendallrsmith:  NOT MY FATHER?  OMeghA 923:
 YES I KNOW YOU ARE SHOCKED OMeghA 923:  INDEED THATS THE ONE kendallrsmith:  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMeghA 923:  BECAUSE OMeghA 923:  I AM YOUR FATHER kendallrsmith:  NOOOOOOOOOO kendallrsmith:
 THIS CAN ONLY BE SETTLED BY A LIGHT SABER BATTLE!  kendallrsmith:  DRAW YOUR WEAPON. FEIND!  OMeghA 923:  BRING IT ON kendallrsmith:
 wait hold on a sec,  phone OMeghA 923:  * schiiiiing*  OMeghA 923:  haha OMeghA 923:
 ok kendallrsmith:  HAHA I FOOLED YOU!  THERE WAS NO PHONE CALL AT ALL,  BUT INSTEAD I HAVE DRAWN MY SABER AND CAUGHT YOU OFF GUARD!  OMeghA 923:  wait OMeghA 923:
 brb OMeghA 923:  phone kendallrsmith:  OH NO kendallrsmith:  I SHALL NOT FALL FOR IT kendallrsmith:  THE CATS NI THE CRADLE MY FRIEND kendallrsmith:  THE GLASSI S HALF FULL kendallrsmith:
 THE BRANCH IS BROKEN kendallrsmith:  THE DAY IS SPENT kendallrsmith:  THE NIGHT IS OURS!  kendallrsmith:  I DOTN KNWO WHAT IM SAYING,  IM DELIRIOUS WITH RAGE!
 OMeghA 923:  WHILE YOU WERE COMING UP WITH WITTY REMARKS I HAVE BEGUN THE BATTLE kendallrsmith:  OH NO YOU DID NOT kendallrsmith:  MY RAGE HAS INCREASED~  kendallrsmith:  !
 OMeghA 923:  MINES THROUGH THE ROOF kendallrsmith:  MINES TOO THE MOON!  OMeghA 923:  is this how you treat your father?  kendallrsmith:
 YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER!  kendallrsmith:  MY FATHER IS. BOB BARKER!  OMeghA 923:  no.
you only wish i wasnt OMeghA 923:  but in the deepest corner of your heart. YOU KNOW ITS TRUE kendallrsmith:  NEVER!  OMeghA 923:  BOB BARKER?
 OMeghA 923:  MY COLLEGE DRINKING BUDDY?  kendallrsmith:  YES!  kendallrsmith:  NO!
 OMeghA 923:  oh kendallrsmith:  NO NO IT WASNT kendallrsmith:  IT WAS THE PARKER BROTHERS kendallrsmith:  YOU KNOW. MONOPOLY kendallrsmith:
 COME ON NOW OMeghA 923:  OHHH YES kendallrsmith:  LIKE YOUD BE FRIENDS W/  THE MAGNIFICANT BOB BARKER OMeghA 923:  oh please OMeghA 923:  i knew bob barker quite well kendallrsmith:
 IN YOUR DREAMS JERKOID!  OMeghA 923:  ohh no OMeghA 923:  its all clear now OMeghA 923:  i remeber how it all went down kendallrsmith:  WELL.
SPILL THE BEANS OMeghA 923:  ol' bobby had gotten himself into trouble with the law again kendallrsmith:  LET IT ALL OUT. FATER"  kendallrsmith:  "
FATHER"  OMeghA 923:  as I was saying OMeghA 923:  bobby had gotten himself into quite a muck. a muddle. a mucky muddle OMeghA 923:
 you know. holding up a bank here,  driving drunk there,  vandalising the elementary playground with vulgar comments and such OMeghA 923:  and it had gotten him in the slammer OMeghA 923:  but I,
 being the very kind soul that i am OMeghA 923:  and bob being my best friend OMeghA 923:  i switched places with him OMeghA 923:  yes OMeghA 923:  thats right OMeghA 923:  you heard (
or saw)  correctly OMeghA 923:  i switched places with bob abrker OMeghA 923:  i took the blame for all his crimes OMeghA 923:  yet. i was not aware of this.
but you were also born that fateful night kendallrsmith:  BOB BARKER IS MY MOTHER?  OMeghA 923:  and because bob had switched identitys with me OMeghA 923:  he also had to switch lives OMeghA 923:  and he ahd to assume my rightful position of your father,
 and take over all my fatherly duties kendallrsmith:  YES HE IS I NKOW IT!  kendallrsmith:  HE SMY MOTHER!  OMeghA 923:  TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR THE SEASON FINALE!
 ^  how completely random and crazy are we?  and no, we're not high. hahahaha 
