  About the Dan and Emma holding hands thing at the Harry Potter premier. Ain't it sweet? But dear I can see those mobs of screaming fangirls storming the streets *whimper*. I reckon they'll be an all-out war later on. The H&Hr shippers will be out from their backstreets slinging about their weapons of fanfiction destruction and shouting - "We told you they were meant for eachother. " Can't you just feel the avatars storming the shipper sites already? Then they'll be Dan's fangirls screaming their heads off like banshees, I doubt one of them has an ounce of common sense to realise and not be insanely jealous. I bet within several hours there have been almost a triple creation rate of Emma hate sites, I can just take a wild guess now over who has created them.
They'll starting underground breatheasies next. There they'll all be sitting in their circles, whimpering their little sob stories, "Oh, I was normal once then Dan entered my life," que sighs from the other girls " then that Emma butted in and stole him from me! (us)" "hear, hear! " they shout as together they gather vicious vudoo dolls and torture, maybe burn them. Lol, gosh I need to get out more. 
