  EvilChinaDoll's Crew &nbsp; The following are my minions..or victims...according to the likeness of my heart. Nah, these ppl are my close friends, borderline family. Without them my life would be very, very clean and boring. &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; This is Loren. She is my bestfriend and roomate. We fight a lot but it's always out of love.
Loren's really good at: making you laugh, givng the best back massage ever, sleeping, spending money, and screaming.&nbsp; She's very depended on me and it drives me crazy sometimes, but without her my life would suck really&nbsp;bad.&nbsp; Loren's currently an art student that's taking a long break. Last&nbsp;memorable thing Loren said:&nbsp; (talking about a guy she made out with) "Yeah he's kinda cute...kinda like...like..a little pig.". &nbsp; &nbsp; This is Anna. Anna is a very, very close friend of mine. She's is one gorgeous sex goddess.&nbsp; Me, Loren, and Anna will be moving in together in November. Anna's also an art student that's taking a break.
She paints these amazing big ass paintings. Last memorable thing Anna said: &nbsp;"Argh! I'm dating a FUCKING YUPPIE!! " &nbsp; &nbsp; This is Val. Val is my girl. She's sweet, honest, and she knows all my secrets.
Val and Sehad have been going out for about four years, and they're still sickeningly all over each other. Val, the rock start that she is, just got accepted to a v. exclusive radiology school. She will make a shitload of money and I will forever ask her for loans. Last&nbsp;memorable thing Val said: (talking about a girlfriend of our friend, before they were introduced, she had no clue who she was) "Oh my god, that girl is busted! She's painful to look at. " &nbsp; &nbsp; This is Alex.
Alex is one weird, smart, awkward, lovable guy. We used to be roomates but now he's slumming it in Boro Park. Alex reminds me a lot of my little brother, except for the fact that my brother is not a dirty russian who's socially inept.&nbsp;Kidding. Alex hands down has the best cd collection. Alex currently works at a graphic design company and he's a full time hater. Last&nbsp;memorable thing Alex said: (drunk, on the streets of downtown Manhattan, around 4 in the morning) "Fuck you hipsters!
Get out of my city!! This city has lost its individuality. Aaaargh! "&nbsp; &nbsp; This is Alan. Alan is a v. unique individual. He's chill but moody, he's calm but very sensitive, he's anal but messy, he's lovable and loatheable.
But when it comes down to it, you can always count on Alan to cheer you up. This dude has the most positive outlook on life. Last&nbsp;memorable &nbsp;thing Alan said: &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; This is Elliott. Elliott is a big man whore. Nah, Elliott seems like a shy person at first, but he’s really not. He’s very smart and fun to be around.
He can be a little awkward sometimes, but when it comes down to it, he’s cool, and always down to party. Elliott currently just chillin’. Last memorable thing Elliott said: &nbsp; This is Sehad. Sehad is Alex’s childhood friend. Sehad is probably one of my favorite people in the world. He is the most honest person I know, no games, no bullshit, this kid has a heart of gold.
He’s also very fucking funny. Currently Sehad is going to school for graphic design/ animation and pleasing Val. Last memorable thing Sehad said: &nbsp; This is Neal. Neal's Elliott's and Alan's friend from Purchase. He still goes to school there but in the summer esp. he still hangs out a lot.
Neal's a weird guy. He's simple and complicated at the same time. I really think he loves mysery. But Neal likes to party too, when you get him in the right mood. He can drinks like noone else. Then again he's Irish.
Neal currently studies print journalism. Last memorable thing Neal said: 
