  I don't feel like talking. It's the weekend. So, let me proudly introduce: a group of lazy ass-, broke ass-, stupid ass-people that I call my friends, and well myself included. It was a lovely day. The sky was so beautiful. My friends were hanging out at Prospect Park while I was slaving away at work.
Meet Anna, she's so gorgeous. She is one of my best friends. Anna used to date Kevin. Kevin is Alex's bestfriend. This is Alex. He's a sweetheart that likes to think he's not.
(Sorry I'm too lazy to angle it right, I will) Alex went to high school with Alan. And this is Alan, my good friend and crazy and sometimes annoying roomate. But I love him. Alan loves monkeys. It's getting a little dark. Let's go into my apartment.
(Man I'm gay) That's Val and Elliot. What's up guys? Elliot used to be Alan's roomate in Purchase U. Val's Seyhod's girlfriend. This is Seyhod. Seyhod and Alex used to work at Rite Aid together, and they used to live so close. What are you doing there Seyhod?
Ugh it's gettin hot in the apartment. Let's go to the roof! Look, Alan and Neal are already there. Meet Neal. Neal's Elliot's best friend. They've known each other for a while.
Neal also went to Purchase. Neal and Alan are a little drunk. Alright I want to be in the picture. Meet me,a little drunk, and meet Loren, gorgeous girl that's my roomate and best friend. She looks kinda silly in her hoodie. Ugh it's getting late.
Look at the lights on the street. It's making me feel crazy. Yeah, that's enough. peace out! have a good weekend and peace out! 
