  Here is what my dear friend Vern had to say about my Stilletto Stupidity: "1) Stop trying to be Audry Hepburn in Roman Holiday, it's not worth it. That's why God invented tennies. " Thanks for the tip, smarty. ;) Anyway, Viva Italia, why am I in Spain? Oh and I am going to see the Spanish Supreme Court tomorrow. yo. I hope I can find a way around NOT WEARING HEELS. 
