  So who is surprised that the skinny Olsen is anorexic. Ok those of you who raised your hand, please e-mail me so I can come to your house and hit you in the head with a tack hammer, because you are retarded. Seriously, have you seen that girl? She looks like a skeleton wearing a suit made of a skin-like material. For those of you who think that she must've had a rough life, with the pressure of fame and all, and deserves our sympathy... well you can cry me a frickin' river. Yeah poor her, rough life and all... maybe she can be consoled by her, I don't, two billion dollars! Yeah that's right. After the twins turned 18 last week they both got control of their estimated 2.6 billion dollar net worth. Yeah, that aint Full House money either! You don't see Dave Coulier (uncle Joey) with no billion dollars.
They made all that bank pimping their straight to video movies on all those ten year old girls for the past fifteen years. And do you know why they are so successful? Because america is populated by a bunch of media whores. Ralph Lauren could take a crap, wrap it in tin foil, put fishhooks on 'em, and call it earings, and Cameron Diaz would be wearing them on the red carpet by friday... as long as they said nice things about her new 'it' earings on the E! channel. God! sometimes I hate this freaking country. 
