  I'm moving to Las Vegas.  That is the place to be.  I don't know if you guys have ever been there but damn.  why las vegas is better than cleveland 1.  only 4 inches of rain a year 2.  it was 104 degrees,
 but it only felt like 90 degrees 3.  no clouds 4.  hot ass bitches everywhere 5.  free drinks everywhere you go ( as long as you are gambling,  unless you stay at a cheap hotel that needs people to go there like I did)  6.  buffets as far as the eye can see ( only good if you have a fast metabolism)  7.  every other corner has a group of mexicans wearing shirts that say " strippers direct to you"  and they are practically throwing porn and stripper advertisements at you no matter who you are 8.
 old grandmas that wear the t- shirts and push porn on you 9.  everything is open 24 hours 10.  elvis impersonators all over the place 11.  the hotels are ludacrous 12.  did i mention the strippers yet?  Why cleveland is better than las vegas 1.  i usually don't drop $ 400 in 3 days in cleveland and have nothing to show for it 2.  there are actually seasons of the year and you're not in a desert with the nearest water source like 40 miles away.
