  I cannot make this stuff up. The dumb girl that plays tennis I work with is unbelievable. Today, we started talking about how some of us hate to mow the lawn and others don't mind it. Jenny starts telling us that she will mow our lawns for us. We said, "If you want to do it so bad why don't you just mow your own lawn? " Her reply, "We don't cut our grass. But somehow it stays pretty short. I don't think we mow our lawn. " You can't make this up, why would you? She has no idea how her grass has been mowed for the past 23 years.
She's never seen her dad do it, she's never seen anyone else do it. She will admit that she has heard a lawnmower going outside of her house but can't confirm that it was someone mowing her lawn. As far as she knows, she lives on astroturf. (not that she knows what that is) It was about this time that I fell in love with this girl. How can she be so dumb yet succeed in life? She's applying to transfer to the Georgetown Law School. No way in hell should a person like that be eligible for that school, yet she will probably be accepted.
Unbelievable. There was another thing that was completely insane that she said today. Let me think what it was. Oh yeah. We were walking back to work from lunch 2 days ago and we were outside at a different building downtown. We are about 3 blocks away and you could see the 21 story courthouse right in front of us. We walked a total of 5 minutes to another building. She looks up at the building we work in every day this summer, points, and asks, "What building is that, that looks pretty cool.
" True story. I think skull fucking is in her near future and C is the man to give it to her when he visits. I love it. So basically I have her phone number now and I have invited her to hang out with me while chief is gone. I can only imagine how good my evenings will be filled with her mindless rambling. I'm out. 
