  My friend urlLink Jennifer Myszkowski is the reason personal blogs are worthwhile. If I hadn't first gotten hooked on hers, I'd never read anybody's, and I'd never stick any personal details in my own. You know, you're put on this earth and you grow boobs. By the time they're anything to speak of, you only have about 15 years before they start to really crap out on you. Sure, you can arrange them in your brassiere so that it appears that they both face forward, but you and I both know they don't. 
