  So, I got myself a new hit counter (the series of numbers at the very bottom of the right column). This thing is supposed to track unique hits, and eliminate all visits from yours truly. It should give a much better representation of how few people genuinely give a sh!t about this blog. I'll be shocked if it ever goes up in value. I knew something was off when the other counter had 547 hits by the time I changed it. Quit lying to me, numbers! Regards, Brett 
